In a previous post that shall remain nameless (but appears directly below) I wrote about the practice of…“manipulating primary phrases” in order to “maximize” your website and make it display more prominently to the various…”finding programs.”
As a reward, this bit of blogging brilliance has received about 21 hits, as well as veritable avalanche of:
- Spam;
- Spam, eggs, sausage and spam; and
- Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in the Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
I know what you’re thinking…that the spam, eggs, sausage and spam hasn’t got MUCH spam in it. But, quite frankly, I DON’T LIKE SPAM! Especially not 200 in the past 3 days. That’s more than in the entire history of Lively Exchange! Meanwhile, if I send out more than 5 cold-call emails, I am forced to “type the characters as they appear” on Captcha…..
Hopefully, there’s a silver lining. Maybe this episode means I will reach a whole new level of visibility in the blogging realm. But I am not holding my breath.
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PS…I would never quote Monty Python without providing a link. But the WordPress server no likey for some reason! I’d complain, but what’s the point? I mean, look at these shoes. I’ve only had them three weeks and the soles are already worn through……… Anyway, it’s pythonline.com.